To quote Jon Greenwood:
"Fantabulous!"
You've actually come across this site. As you can probably tell, I have little to do that I find myself currently capable of doing.
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Mr. Adams I say you should write it
To your legal mind and brilliance we defer
Is that so? Well if I'm the one to do it, they'll run their quill pens through it. I'm obnoxious and disliked, you know that sir.
Yes I know.
So I say you should write it, Franklin, you.
Hell no.
Yes you Dr. Franklin, you!
But-
You!
But-
You!
But- Mr. Adams, but Mr. Adams - the things I write are only light extemploramia - I won't put politics on paper - it's a mania! So I refuse to use the pen in Pennslyvania.
PENNSLYVANIA! PENNSLYVANIA! REFUSE TO USE THE PEN!
Mr. Sherman I say you should write it. You were never controversial as it were.
That is true.
Whereas if I'm the one to do it, they'll run their quill pens through it. I'm obnoxious and disliked. You know that sir.
Yes I do.
So I say you shold write it, Roger, you.
Good Heavens, no!
Yes, you, Roger Sherman, you!
But-
You!
But-
You!
But - Mr. Adams, but Mr. Adams, I cannot write with any style or proper etiquitte. I don't know a participle from a predicate. I am just a simple cobbler from Connecticut.
CONNECTICUT! CONNECTICUT! A SIMPLE COBBLER HE!
Mr. Livingston, maybe you should write it. You have many friends and you're a diplomat
Oh, that word!
Whereas, if I'm the one to do it, they'll run their quill pens through it.
He's obnoxious and disliked, did you know that?
I hadn't heard.
So I say you should write it, Robert, you.
Not me Johnny.
Yes, you, Robert Livingston, you!
But-
You!
But-
You!
But- Mr. Adams, dear Mr. Adams, I've been presented with a new son by the noble stork, so I am going home to celebrate and pop the cork with all the Livingstons together back in old New York.
NEW YORK! NEW YORK! LIVINGSTONS GOING TO POP THE CORK!
Mr. Adams, leave me alone!
Lalala lala lahlah lah lah
Lalala lala lala lala lah lalala
Lala lah lah lala lah lah lala lah lalala
Lala lah lah lala lah lah lala lah lalala
But I burn, Mr. A!
So do I, Mr. J!
You?
You do?
John!
Who would've thought it?
Mr. Jefferson, dear Mr. Jefferson
I'm only fourty one I still have my verility
And I can romp through Cupid's grove with great agility
But life is more than sexual combustability
BUSTABILITY! BUSTABILITY! COMBUSTABILITY!
Now you'll write it Mr. J.
Who will make me, Mr. A?
I.
You?
Yes.
How?
By physical force, if neccesary. It's your DUTY, damn it, your DUTY!
Mr. Adams, damn you, Mr. Adams. You're obnoxious and disliked, that cannot be denied. Once again you stand between me and my lovely bride.
LOVELY BRIDE!
Oh, Mr. Adams you are driving me to homicide!
HOMICIDE! HOMICIDE!-
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